Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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