Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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