I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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