bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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