No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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