New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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