Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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