Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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