You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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