just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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