I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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