but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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