I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
