Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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