Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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