oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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