My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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