I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude i'm inner monologue high
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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