i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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