my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We need to feng shui this bitch.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
