There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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