I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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