after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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