Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
