Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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