You're so nebulous sometimes
You can't special order awesome
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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