just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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