I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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