worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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