he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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