that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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