Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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