chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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