Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
