Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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