You just made me feel so damn special
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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