love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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