JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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