No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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