Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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