I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
4 words: hood of his car
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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