You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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