Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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