we have officially lost it.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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