Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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