apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The power of my boobs compel you
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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