Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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