Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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