I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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