ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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