I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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