i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Randomize
