just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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