But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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