No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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