your room smells of hookers.
And success
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
